The Holy Texts of the Dome

The texts recited by Wilbur, telling the story of Dome.

''"Once upon a time, there was a Dome. When me and TommyInnit found the Dome, we said "Oh Dome. Hey excuse me Dome. Oh". We said, "We will find the Dome, we will go to the Dome, and the Dome will protect us." But alas, Sofa. Sofa, the Dome did not protect. The Dome attacked. So we decided, that was our fault. We need to work to defend the Dome. So what we do is we build the church to the Dome. And everyone will come from far and wide to the church, to sing their praises to the Dome."''

When he says "Sofa", he is talking to Sophietexas, who was present at the recital, along with Quig and Seapeekay.

The "Oh" is in reference to Seapeekay falling dead partway through the speech.

TommyInnit is also mentioned, as he is the other founder of the Dome religion

Click to see the recital of the Holy Texts